September 25, 2012   325 notes

I feel sorry for anyone who can’t read Mituna’s dialogue.

Mituna’s bifurcation manifests in dialogue as univocal heteroglossia - “an interesting combination of elevated style and locker-room trash talk.”

Bitch why don’t you shove my rad injury panel into your nasty sexual private parts for preference

No but what I do want

Is to maintain precarious but mostly sustained balance on my tight ass falldown slat

Maybe grind on some shit

#spornts

I’m sorry

But also

Fuck you and your fucky chumpy suckyfuck pronghumping brinde(?) stem right up your shifty phlegmsoaked probechute tilt iz (?) suck ass bitch is sucky sucky fuckety suckhole fucky fucky fuck fuck fuck

And he calls it a ‘skate board’ when he’s talking to himself, but a ‘rad injury panel’ and ‘tight ass falldown slat’ when he’s talking to Meenah moments after faceplanting.  Mocking yourself can mean the difference between sharing a joke and being the butt of one.

Tags: homestuck mituna captor 'spornts' made me laugh so hard I hit my head on the corner of my monitor I also loved the Autoresponder's dumb pi joke my sense of humor is terrible

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